Hey I left my blow job at your house. Do you mind if I go get it?

kardashitans:

“awwwww shit this is my jam” i say as i spread it on my toast

meme-meme:

Topless me.

meme-meme:

Topless me.

jaidefinichon:

estupido y religioso spideman

Spider man jew

jaidefinichon:

estupido y religioso spideman

Spider man jew

epic4chan:

“Mike Tyson has beaten every opponent he’s ever faced - except the letter ‘S.’” - Seth MacFarlane  画

Yes yes yes!!! ^^

epic4chan:

“Mike Tyson has beaten every opponent he’s ever faced - except the letter ‘S.’” - Seth MacFarlane 

Yes yes yes!!! ^^

Of my goodness…genius

Of my goodness…genius

wowfunniestposts:

 Bored? click! 

Legos
theclearlydope:

That’s cute … doesn’t stop. 
kellyoxford:

Just saw this. Don’t need to see anything else today. (Taken with instagram)


I would run them over

theclearlydope:

That’s cute … doesn’t stop.

kellyoxford:

Just saw this. Don’t need to see anything else today. (Taken with instagram)

I would run them over

bobbyfinger:

OH MY GOD IM RUNNING SO LATE BUT AT LEAST I SAW THIS

bobbyfinger:

OH MY GOD IM RUNNING SO LATE BUT AT LEAST I SAW THIS

ieropercent:

making a risky post and reblogging heaps of crap to cover it up

All the time